Your VW is so fat that he uses gnomes to wipe his ass.
Your void walker is so fat that he is the width requirement for planetary size now. Alas, Pluto did not make the mark.
Your VW is so fat, when he farted the well of eternity exploded.
One day I was outside of IF watching shadow priests duel. I summoned my voidwalker and hit Absorb Shadows and all of them ran away, those who couldn't became holy.
The below sentences were taken from the offical world of warcraft warlock forums.
The first account of a gnome is Erbag, a member of the Tirisfalen. He was already inducted by the time of eight-hundred and forty-eight years prior to World of WarCraft and spoke on par with his human and elven counterparts.
Gnomes have not had King's or Queens in 400 years.
The Dwarves first discovered the gnomes about 200 years before the Burning Crusade, and became friends with them, allowing them to build Gnomeregan in their lands.
Apart from the common reference of gnomes as cousins of dwarves, possibly sharing a common evolutionary ancestor (the Earthen).
Gnomes are great friend of the dwarves and have fought and died alongside human soldiers. They are wary of high elves, but so is everyone else, so they don't feel too bad about that. They battled the Horde in the Second War and have a bit of a grudge against orcs, but gnomes are a kindly and forgiving lot and are willing to give orcs a second chance. Gnomes and goblins have always been rivals, trying to surpass each other's tech - though whether this rivalry is friendly or brutal depends on the individuals involved (for example on the Mirage Raceway). Tauren and Night Elves both seem rather rustic for gnome sensibilities - but they can make friends with anyone.
Gnome parents name their children at birth. Gnomes have family names that represent an honored ancestor's achievements, but they only keep these names until some time in their thirties. At this point, gnome society expects them to have made their own achievements, and thus the gnome invents a new name that represents his own accomplishments. This name then takes the place of his family name.
I must enroll on a Journey, that of which is going to be quite impossible but the Mermaid have certain faith in me.
The swift and grace of speeding though the waters is what the Mermaid had bestow upon me. I must dive deep in the ocean and swim like I have never swam before, across the Great seas where noone can. Beyond the neverending sea will be an island.
There it was. The island where no one has ever set foot on. What could be on it that is so important.
Buildings with uncanny architecture never seen before in the normal world.
There were beds and food supplies long from being expired. yet no one is in sight.
Strange mechanics far beyond comprehension. What could all these machines be used for. On one of the panels, a note. [The code 17-90-5-2-3] must be punched into the computer followed by hitting the execute button when the countdown of 108mins starts.
What would ever happen if the button wasn't pushed...
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