Elemental Fortress

Jokes of Voidwalker

1.31.2007

The below sentences were taken from the offical world of warcraft warlock forums.

Your Voidwalker is SOOO fat, to kill nefarian all you have to do is hit stop, run to the other side, and hit follow.

long live the fat VW!

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Your VW is so fat that the guild had to send me and 4 other mages to farm the archivist for the rank 7 food. when we raid, we only use 35 members to raid. the other 5 are mages stuck summoning food in rotations to keep your VW's fat ass happy.
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Your VW is so fat, that when he trips or falls over, he rocks himself to sleep trying to get back up.
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your voidwalker is so fat that when you enter an instance all thethings inside have to run out.
your voiwalker is do fat. when you summon him. you cause ques on the server.
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Your VW is so fat....he IS the World of Warcraft!
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Your voidwalker is so fat that when you sacrifice him at the max 50K yard range, you're still standing inside him.
Your VW is so fat, he can lay down or stand up and his height doesn't change.
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Your VW is so fat, rogues can't sap him because they can't tell the front from the back.
Your VW is so fat he makes female dwarfs look sexy
...if you run through it you get a Fatigue bar.
...Princess Theradras likes to hang around it when she wants to look thin
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your VW's so fat that onyxia is squashed to death when he is summoned.
Your Voidwalker is so fat it once ate everything at an "all you can eat buffet." It later sued the buffet for false advertising and won.
Your VW is so fat, the tooltip for him has been changed from "Summon Voidwalker" to "Call him for dinner".
Your VW is sooooo fat, if you summon it in BRD it breaks the ground under and crushes Garr in MC.

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Your VW is so fat that he uses gnomes to wipe his ass.
Your void walker is so fat that he is the width requirement for planetary size now. Alas, Pluto did not make the mark.
Your VW is so fat, when he farted the well of eternity exploded.

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One day I was outside of IF watching shadow priests duel. I summoned my voidwalker and hit Absorb Shadows and all of them ran away, those who couldn't became holy.

The below sentences were taken from the offical world of warcraft warlock forums.