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Your Voidwalker is SOOO fat, to kill nefarian all you have to do is hit stop, run to the other side, and hit follow.
long live the fat VW!
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Your VW is so fat that the guild had to send me and 4 other mages to farm the archivist for the rank 7 food. when we raid, we only use 35 members to raid. the other 5 are mages stuck summoning food in rotations to keep your VW's fat ass happy.
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Your VW is so fat, that when he trips or falls over, he rocks himself to sleep trying to get back up.
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your voidwalker is so fat that when you enter an instance all thethings inside have to run out.
your voiwalker is do fat. when you summon him. you cause ques on the server.
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Your VW is so fat....he IS the World of Warcraft!
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Your voidwalker is so fat that when you sacrifice him at the max 50K yard range, you're still standing inside him.
Your VW is so fat, he can lay down or stand up and his height doesn't change.
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Your VW is so fat, rogues can't sap him because they can't tell the front from the back.
Your VW is so fat he makes female dwarfs look sexy
...if you run through it you get a Fatigue bar.
...Princess Theradras likes to hang around it when she wants to look thin
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your VW's so fat that onyxia is squashed to death when he is summoned.
Your Voidwalker is so fat it once ate everything at an "all you can eat buffet." It later sued the buffet for false advertising and won.
Your VW is so fat, the tooltip for him has been changed from "Summon Voidwalker" to "Call him for dinner".
Your VW is sooooo fat, if you summon it in BRD it breaks the ground under and crushes Garr in MC.
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Your VW is so fat that he uses gnomes to wipe his ass.
Your void walker is so fat that he is the width requirement for planetary size now. Alas, Pluto did not make the mark.
Your VW is so fat, when he farted the well of eternity exploded.
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One day I was outside of IF watching shadow priests duel. I summoned my voidwalker and hit Absorb Shadows and all of them ran away, those who couldn't became holy.
The below sentences were taken from the offical world of warcraft warlock forums.
24 January
Lv 66 to 67 - Grind in Nagrand.
My first thought on this place was that "Wow it looks amazing" Its all covered in lush greenery and the sky's is filled with planets and milkyways. Small islands floating around with sparkling flowing down. Most of the mobs here are friendly and they makes farming much easier. Also here there is a fraction called Kurenai. At exhalted point, we will get to buy a Talbulk. It looks like a ram but 1 of the avaiable colors is white body and purple horns. That attracted me to add it to my collection.
lv 67
- Curse of Agony
- Curse of Shadows
- Drain Soul
- Health funnel
None of the new spells are that much big of a deal except for curse of agony for improved damage.
The difference between the rank 2 CoS and rank 3 Cos is that the latter is 88 resist reduction while the 1st is 75 resist reduction. Both of them increase dmg by 10%.
There is a 2 major quest in this area.
Rewards are a Powerful staff
45Stam
33INT
30 Spell Crit
85 Spell dmg
This can be very comparable to the Brimstone staff from Naxx.
2nd reward is the wand
115dps
12 spell crit
20 spell dmg
The Ring of blood quest is such a pain to do but the rewards is way worth it.
I am looking forward to 68, just 1 bubble away to the ritual of souls!! A very powerful healthstone making machine. I've even written a RP emote for it!
22 January
lv65 to 66 - Grind in Terokkar Forest
I discovered even more fractions to get rep with.
In Shattrath City i have allied myself with Aldor
Being exhalted with them are suppose to be good for ...
- Hunters
- Sword rogues
- Magic dealers
- Pve shoulder enchant
- FR armor
- Jewel crafting
Scryers are for....
- Feral druids
- Dagger rogues
- healers
- Damage dealing Warriors
- Crafting AR armor
- Crafting NR armor
I did an instance Auchindoun - The Mana Tombs with Famke3.
The 1st boss were a manbird that summons demons with each wave.
So we zerg the boss and fear the summoned demons.
The last boss dropped a cloak +18Stam
+18 INT
+15 spell hit
+22 Spell dmg
Lv 65 - Corruption
- Searing Pain
- Conflagrate
Additional damage for conflagrate is a warm welcome.
24 January
Lv 66 - Create Firestone
- Create Spellstone
- Soulshatters
I am often in a dilemma whether to choose firestone's 30 firedmg or spellstone's 20 Crit
or a good wand with stats but lower dmg and crit.
Initially I thought soulshatter was like a Priest's fade but after experimenting it for a while i realised that wasn't the case.
Elice3 told me it is very much similar to a Hunter's except its 50% and not 100%.
So the idea is to use it before you get aggro. If you get aggro and then use it then it will not be as effective.
19 January
Getting deep into Leveling
Lv 63 to Lv65 in Zangamarsh
Mostly doing Quest and heavy grinding.
I found creeps that allows me to herb them once they die.
This is a good improvement for the herbing proficient.
Also I found there were now many news of new Food they gives buffs for a duration.
This like that in the past is rare.
I do not like this map at all, its very blueish and watery. Mobs here are plenty and causes frequent dismounts.
I have come to realise that Hordes are friendly as everyone wana get to Lv70 as soon as possible.
Lv63 - Drain Mana (rank 5)
- Shadow Burn (rank 7)
- Siphon Life (rank 5)
20 January
Lv64 - Incinerate (rank 1)
- Soulfire (rank 3)
Once again, affiliction spells are not of any upgrade for me.
A more powerful shadowburn is definitely a warm welcome.
Finally got the long awaited Incinerate.
First off, it looks like a stream of colorful fire than moves in a zig-zag manner.
Its pretty and colorful which hardly fits its name i thought.
I tested the damage to its max potential and I must admit, it is in many ways better than shadowbolt. I had then decided to go all out on crit and damage gear, disregarding stam for a bit.
With the new soulfire, my highest crit achieved was 4001 without curse of elements.
It is not something i would use frequently however because I always keep a standard in the number of shards i have in my bag. I use SF when I need to get raid of shards for more items.
Questing and grind gets me lots and lots of item. That poses as an issue for warlocks.
There are many factions to get reputation with. I'll need to get to them much after I've got lv70.
17 January - Purchase of World of Warcraft - The burning Crusade.
18 January
Installed the Disc and patches.
Lv60 to Lv62 - Grind in Hellfire Penisula
Purely doing Quest and some mile grinding.
Discovery made was money comes easy in TBC
Quests gives lots of Gold.
The new curse of weakness is amazing, It now reduces the attak power of a single target rather than reduce it by a specific number.
Being destruction, farming is rather difficult unless i get food and water from mages.
With the vast power of destruction, I can shot down mobs will little to no trouble at all.
With the machine-gun imp by my side, it hits for about 350 non crit by 0.5 sec.
No attempts of Instances were made during this time.
Lv61 - Curse of Weakness (rank 7)
Lv62 - Drain Life (rank 7)
- Fel Armor (rank 1)
The new Drain life is not a big upgrade for me being destruction spec.
I found fel armor to be amazingly good. The 20% additional benefit from heals is superb.
It affects bandages, Drainlife, Healthstones, and heals you get from other players.
An addition of 50 spell damage is such a luxury to have.
Evil Elemental is a half Elemental and Mortal. She was concieved by The Dark Elemental Queen and a Mortal Fire Mage. The
mortal mage was no longer in existence since the great war of the Elementals against the warriors of Ultimal. With each
Element that exists in the different elemental plains, there is one who holds the most raw power and that would be the Queen
or King. The Kings and Queens have a human form and can shift out to Elemental form as and when they like. She possess the
power of Dreadfire, fire that has been corrupted by negative energy. From birth, Evil had a caretaker, Pipkin, a tiny being
from the twisting nethers.It will be by her side till the day she ceased to exist. The other plains in the elemental domains
were Fire, Water, Wind, Holy, Earth, Nature, Ice, Shadow, Rainbow, Lunar, Solar, Astro and War.
Dark Elemental Plains
Leader: Grand Avatar Dark Elemental
Like the name describes, the Dark elemental is evil by nature and usually will attack other elementals without hesitation if
come in contact. Their sole purpose is to become the strongest empire among all Elemental plains however till this date they
have yet to accomplish that.
During the second age, there was an outbreak of warriors coming from the mortal realm seeking to seek power from the
Elementals of which they were harshly denied. Several power villains from the mortal realm banded together and seek to tear
the Elemental plains apart to find what they want.
Mortals alone were never a match for the Elementals however, serveral devoted worshippers have the Gods on their side. Power
beings from the mortal realm with powers equal to the Elementals. When the Gods and their worshippers came to the Elemental
plains, all the Elementals teamed up together to ward them off. During the devastation of the second age's epic war, Evil
Elemental's father fought bravely though a mere mortal but died to the hands of the Gods. Powers so immense that
decintigrated most of his body leaving only his Royal crown behind.
The Dark elemental QUeen became even more bitter after the war, the only thing she could seek solace in was her infant.
Severals months after Evil was borned and could walk, she would often wander about in different plains. She looks far too
adorable to be the seed of evil. The Dark elemental had hope that Evil will grow up to be a powerful elemental to take her
place is the far far future. That however is uncertain. Evil being part mortal have humanity and she always had with her, her
father's royal crown. Despite the Queen's goal for her Evil, she did not deny her of her father's heritage. Evil knew her
father to be a kind and bevelonent man and she would very much want to be like him.
For most of Evil's childhood, she would mingle around with the other elementals from different plains. The other Elemental
Queens found her charming and welcomed her with open arms everytime Evil visits.
At Evil's 12th year, the Queen decided wage war against the Holy Elemental and she wants Evil to fight by her side. The Holy
Elemental was like a second mother to Evil and she would never dream of hurting the Holy Elemental neither would she
challange her mother. Evil knows the only way she could avoid this is by leaving the Elemental plains. Valmar was the ancient
Gatekeeper of the Darkelemental plains, he has the power to open great portals to many other dimensions. Evil begged Valmar
to keep it a secret from the Queen for as long as he could or at least till she is out of the plains. The ancient gatekeeper
agreed.
Secretly as she could, Evil grabbed all the nessasary supplies she might need for this departure for she has no idea where
she will be going. Somehow, the other Elemental Queens learnt of Evil's intent, they did not try to stop her from leaving
instead they bestow her with guardians from their plains. These guardians each carries a portion of essence from each
element. Evil showed her thanks and stepped through the Grand portal, she would encounter many other portals to other
dimension. She floated through the endless space and came to a halt when something caught her attention. A women and her
child was in peril, they were at the mercy of a pair of Iron orges. Their bodies bore the mark of Blackhand. One of the orges
was about send his giant axe down at the damsel when they were knock back by a sudden flash of intense light. Evil had
decended upon Blackrock mountain. With her Elemental sense she knew immediately they those orges had nothing in their minds
except blood and destruction. She showed no mercy to them. The orges charged at her without hesitation but they cried as a
sudden flood of intense horror filled their minds, too intense even for them to phantom. The pair of orges ran about
uncontrollably in horror. Following that, Evil laid her hands open as negative energies began to form from the orges' body
and eventually consuming them. By the time Evil had the opportuinty to check the well being of the mother and child, they
were already long gone. With her hand inside her stuffed bag linen bag, she reached for her father's crown, with that she put
it on as she surveyed her surroundings...
Spec かえました!!! To contribute more dps in raid I have decided to come out of Soullink and go into Conflagrate.
The first account of a gnome is Erbag, a member of the Tirisfalen. He was already inducted by the time of eight-hundred and forty-eight years prior to World of WarCraft and spoke on par with his human and elven counterparts.
Gnomes have not had King's or Queens in 400 years.
The Dwarves first discovered the gnomes about 200 years before the Burning Crusade, and became friends with them, allowing them to build Gnomeregan in their lands.
Apart from the common reference of gnomes as cousins of dwarves, possibly sharing a common evolutionary ancestor (the Earthen).
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Gnomes are great friend of the dwarves and have fought and died alongside human soldiers. They are wary of high elves, but so is everyone else, so they don't feel too bad about that. They battled the Horde in the Second War and have a bit of a grudge against orcs, but gnomes are a kindly and forgiving lot and are willing to give orcs a second chance. Gnomes and goblins have always been rivals, trying to surpass each other's tech - though whether this rivalry is friendly or brutal depends on the individuals involved (for example on the Mirage Raceway). Tauren and Night Elves both seem rather rustic for gnome sensibilities - but they can make friends with anyone.
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Gnome parents name their children at birth. Gnomes have family names that represent an honored ancestor's achievements, but they only keep these names until some time in their thirties. At this point, gnome society expects them to have made their own achievements, and thus the gnome invents a new name that represents his own accomplishments. This name then takes the place of his family name.
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I must enroll on a Journey, that of which is going to be quite impossible but the Mermaid have certain faith in me.
The swift and grace of speeding though the waters is what the Mermaid had bestow upon me. I must dive deep in the ocean and swim like I have never swam before, across the Great seas where noone can. Beyond the neverending sea will be an island.
There it was. The island where no one has ever set foot on. What could be on it that is so important.
Buildings with uncanny architecture never seen before in the normal world.
There were beds and food supplies long from being expired. yet no one is in sight.
Strange mechanics far beyond comprehension. What could all these machines be used for. On one of the panels, a note. [The code 17-90-5-2-3] must be punched into the computer followed by hitting the execute button when the countdown of 108mins starts.
What would ever happen if the button wasn't pushed...
The new and improved Dreach is plenty good. Having extra range has always been a luxury and now with a -10% threat inaddition is a cause for sheer joy.
The new intensity now offfers 70% non interruption to not only AOE spells but all destruction spells. If you have this and the FM glove -50% interruption to searing pain, your SP spell will be 100% non interruptable. I feel that this talent is kinda overpowering but i welcome it. LOL
This is a pure damage buff. Really good to have.
Considering this is a 25pt talent, its still a luxury to have in PvP mainly against Firemages and Shadow Priest only. In PvE raids, this talent will help warlocks to survive longer in combat against strong Shadow and fire mobs. Its usage is indeed very limited for my liking.
Given that this spell has a proc of 30% only. It makes it a luxury to have to a certain extend, however this talent is still very worth spending 3 points on. Given the number of spells it can be triggered off.
AN instant cast with very high AOE damage and 100% chance to AOE stun targets for 2sec. Very worthy of being the final talent of the destruction tree. This is a very interesting spell and a must have if going deep into the destruction tree.
For me, Soullink is a must have spec, the question is which to pair it with this time. This talent is extremely good to have if going down the Affliction table. It has no disvantage.
I am really glad that The CoEx talent have been changed to 1 point. This curse is now easily available for one is going down the Affliction line. 30% reduction is speed is plenty good against Melees. Mainly this provides time for our DOTs to tick and to a certain extend allow us more time to cast spells for some direct damage.
This is a poor talent which I will never invest in. The usage of HoT is too less to have me invest 2 points in it. During Duel against Stealthed rogues I use HoT for an opening which I am not confident at all of it landing. Its for tricking nub rogues whom most I dueled aren't. Other then that, during PvE to aid it fearing adds. That 2 points deserves to be in a better place than this one.
Corrpution by itself is a DOT that does devastating damage. From PH 4pc set we get a +12% increase and with this talent +18%, Soullink +3% and demonic tactic +5% it would be a wooping 38% increase in corruption!
This talent is only a luxury to have, it does not benefit me 100% of the time. Dueling this with caster is of no use and during PvE raid, if I don't get hit its not much of use.
This is really unnessasary to have unless you have 3 points left which you couldnt find a better place to put.
An instant cast DOT that does considerable dmg and is not afraid of being dispelled. With this new ability, most dispellers will be forced to make a critical mistake if they are not careful since you cannot choose which debuff to dispel first. It would make the opponent think for some bit before dispelling anything, while your other dots tick away.
This talent has change from useless to very useful. Instant mana gain while killing a mob with souldrain. Thats fantastic because it reduces downtime and with an addition of -10% threat off affliction spells.
This talent has been changed so that the more warlocks draining life, the more damage they will be inflicting gradually. Only good when there are lots of warlocks in raid. Not much use to have.
This talent is extremely good to have when used with the Soullink's +3% Overall This talent will have 100% usage.
For me, I feel that talent is not too good to have. By reducing chance to get a crit strike on myself by 5% doesnt sound like a lot to make any kind of difference.
This is a really good talent to have. It has close to 100% usage in any kind of situation. Its a straight forward buff with no disadvantage.
It will come down to a point where i have to choose between Manafeed VS Demonic Fortitude. This would be the better choice. Mainly I used pets the most during solo farming.
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.Her
nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides
in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly
comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realising that her
little boy is in there already.
The little boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250-00."
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the
cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The boy says:"$750-00."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
boots,let's go outside and have a game."
The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost.I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess your sins."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says: "Dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that sh*t again!"
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Keith) with (Ivan)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<6 - 1>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Skye) with (Calvin)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<6 - 1>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Calvin) with (Juffey)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<7 - 5>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (Race to 4)
(Keith) with (Juffey)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<4 - 0>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (Race to 4)
(Lernard) with (Haigal)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<4 - 1>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Calvin) with (Juffey)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<6 - 3>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Andre) with (Ivan)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<3 - 0>>
The opposite party forfeited the match since Andre had
to leave for some pressing matters.
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (1 Set)
(Keith) with (Alphonsus)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<6 - 4>>
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(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント)
Vs (Race to 4)
(Keith) with (Ivan)
(風のエレメント) with (影のエレメント) won <<4 - 2>>
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(風のエレメント)
Vs
(影のエレメント)
(影のエレメント) won <<6 - 3>>
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(風のエレメント)
Vs
(影のエレメント)
(風のエレメント) won <<6 - 4>>
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アダムサン: あああ！もう これがよくないよ。
次もっとやてみます！
アシサン: ええええ---おもしろい--
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アダム: あら、今どうするの。TP と DAD がぜんぜんできないよ。
みちるさん: なによ。しんばいするなあたしがれんしゅわでつたいます。
アダム: えええ！ ほんとですか。
みちゅるさん: あたりまいですよ。
アダム: おおおや！今回わまげないよ！
Ahh, this has turned out to be a bad week for me...apart from the chinese new year celebration I could say everything else is not so bright. First of all, before the new year celebration I found out that I failed my DAD CT paper and then after the celebration, which is today, I discovered that I failed my TP CT paper as well.
This is just great, what have I been doing before the CT really...I'm so involved in playing tennis and my ps2 game that I completely neglected my studies. The TP lecturer was saying today: "You all have to put in effort to achieve good results and surprisingly i cannot believe some of you can think that you can do well without putting in any effort." That was directed at everyone but I feel that I am the closest to the shot. I was never like that before, I had always bear a responsibility of reminding my playing self when to settle down and really study but this time, that responsibility seemed to have faded away as I see more and more people being too carefree about their approach towards studying.
Seriosuly, the next semester is going to be my attachment. If I were to fail any module, I'll be lacking way way behind the others and thats not something I would want at all. I just wana get over with this semesters' modules without having to repeat.
I've told myself already, this time, its war against the up coming exam papers. I will be equipped with the best weapons and armory to fight that ever tormenting monster which takes the form of several sheets of paper.
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